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10 reasons right now to break up and now buy a bike!

Yes yes yes the bike. No snowboards, skis and sanochek. We now will tell why. At the moment, the modern man is so caught up in the world of information and spiritual garbage lack of spirituality that he forgot that can not live without a bicycle. Looking at his led miracle of carbon fiber and aluminum just made me bright thoughts, which I do not like to share.
  • In contrast to the car and its Ponto, bike and even vehicle. The average speed of the car by the metropolis during peak hours (and that's when you need the law of meanness get home) is less than the rate of wounded in the leg of the pensioner. Yes, the car is no longer a luxury: this niche with January 1, 2015 will win firmly iPhones with aypeda.
  • For a married man bicycle - a good excuse to disappear from home for the whole day and did not respond to calls hysterical wife, "Where are you ??".
  • For really cool bike will make you over if you are young and will make you young, when your peers are already too old.
  • Bicycle brings a man and a woman. Optional ride itself - were put on him a girlfriend. Always nice to sit on a park bench, reading a book smart, yet around with enthusiastic squeals riding your lively girl. Compare this with the mentally painful picnic at a sushi bar by candlelight, when even talk about. Best first date? Only horseback velah. You will be able not only to evaluate the shape of his fellow traveler, but also to entertain her story as you flew into a ditch at 52 miles per hour.
  • Cycling websites and forums broadens the mind: to learn new words (carriage connecting rods and 52-12), met with hundreds of girls (even if only a third of them are real girls), it is still 33 women's phone contact list nehilo exalt thee among his friends- zadrotov.
  • In any team you will always be given the same nickname - Cyclist (if you're lucky it will be called Shosser). You will not need to get used to the new to the job to a new address (which will increase productivity by 0.0004% and earnings respectively).
  • Cyclists will not solve all your problems with health: scientists say that enthusiastic cycling is no cure squint and anthrax. But the more popular of the disease will get you a party: the sight of a cyclist, they would prefer not to get involved and go to your neighbors.
  • Biking - it's beautiful and sexy! However, professional sexy shape cyclist makes scientists debate. But until Hadron Collider has not entered the peak power, scientists have nowhere to get the evidence base for their inventions.
  • Bike fully hardware and software compatible with the main male hobbies: fishing, football, tourism and above all - with idleness! Hung assembled carbon shosser on the wall and all you can consider yourself a cyclist. Because as we all know - the good you've cleared up will be in the saddle to travel to the nearest road.
  •   After a corporate party officials do not ask for the owner of the bike razvezti their home. The reasons for this behavior until rasryty. We assume that this mystical wonder.
     Yeah yeah yeah, we know that all over Russia except Sochi (subtropics, what do you want?) At the height of the real and fierce Russian winter and drifts at the second floor is not uncommon, but ... you can also install the machine and kept pedaling in pleasure to your favorite movies or browsing through the stages of the Tour de France well, or in extreme cases, the Vuelta (Spanish race the way I like). But in the spring you bring in all the horror velotusovku your pedaling power and speed of movement is the saddle when climbing uphill with a gradient of 15 degrees. Well, of course all the cyclists will be your))))
No matter what you chose a bike - mountain, city, highway, or even children. And no matter what firm. Now you're one of us. You Cyclist.
 
Author: One of our customers Maxim Markov!

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